So you think you know something about giraffes? Ha! You don't know anything about giraffes. That's OK, Dr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey has all the answers you need in Giraffes? Giraffes! This is volume 1 of The Haggis-on-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance. They key to appreciate this series of books is to accept the fact that every word in the book is absurd and has little, if any, connection to reality.
The first thing to understand about giraffes is their origin: "Giraffes first came to this planet nearly five-hundred thousand years ago, on a conveyor belt." What, you didn't know that? No, however, they live in Terre Haute, although they could move anytime by way of conveyor. In case you're wondering what kind of shoes they wear, they don't wear shoes. But if they did, they would wear espadrilles. You might be interested to read the story of the giraffe who removed all of his hair (with Nair, of course) and tried to pass himself off as a human. Or the giraffe "with a love in her heart for zinc."
Giraffes? Giraffes! is pure silliness, a funny, silly, absurd good time.