Bruckner started with his own kids' funny quotes, then solicited others. They said cute things like this:
"Volcanoes are the earth's butt. That's how the earth gets the gas out!"Now imagine how you might illustrate the above. Even better, pick up I Love You with All My Butt! and see Bruckner's illustrations. I guarantee you'll get some smiles out of it, and, if you're anything like my son, some belly laughs, too.
"I'm sorry. Will you please respect my apology?"
"If you see a snake in a fruit tree, don't believe him!"
"I need a tissue to wipe my feelings."
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the complimentary electronic review copy!
I would be remiss not to include some examples: